Let's Pretend This Never Happened

<p>Even when I was funny, I wasn't this funny'<br>Augusten Burroughs, author of <i>Running With Scissors</i><br><br> Have you ever embarrassed yourself so badly you thought you'd never get over it?<br><br> Have you ever wished your family could be just like everyone else's?<br><br> Have you ever been followed to school by your father's herd of turkeys, mistaken a marriage proposal for an attempted murder or got your arm stuck inside a cow? OK, maybe that's just Jenny Lawson . . .<br><br> The bestselling memoir from one of America's most outlandishly hilarious writers.</p>