'Hugely relatable!' Heat
Fans of Alexandra Potter, Marian Keyes and Caroline James will love Divorced Not Dead, a no-holds-barred, heartfelt and laugh-out-loud hilarious romcom about being fifty, but absolutely not yet dead yet!
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We?re going to need a bigger drink?
Meet Frankie: fifty, divorced and getting back on the horse.
After leaving Twatface ? her husband of twenty years ? she's starting again from scratch. And when her son also flees the nest for university, Frankie decides it?s time to throw herself back into the dating game with a vengeance.
On best friend Bel's recommendation, Frankie signs up to two dating apps: one for love, another for casual hook-ups (because why the f**k not?!).
However, as she navigates this new frontier of catfishing, kittenfishing, ghosts, GILFs and everything in between, she realises the whole dating thing has changed quite a bit ? and it really is a bloody jungle out there?
Will Frankie find love on the apps? Or the perfect shag?
Or ? if there?s any justice in the world ? both?
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?Honest, unfiltered, hilarious. Your cheeks will hurt from laughing so much!? Louise Pentland
?A blast!? Daily Mail
?Defiantly funny ? we need more books like this!? Georgie Hall
?Sex education was never like this the first time around!? Julie Ma
?Personal, funny, relatable and motivational!? Shazia Mirza
?A no-holds-barred, honest romcom.? Platinum
?Hugely relatable!? Heat
?An unfiltered, hilarious book? highly recommend!? Best
'Funny, frank and loving? Enjoy!' Lesley Sharp
?Whipsmart, feminist and sex-positive?I defy anyone to read this without loudly cackling? Kitty Wilson
?Sweary, sassy and sensational, this is a book that surprises as well as entertains!? Linda?s Book Bag
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Readers LOVE Divorced Not Dead!
?Absolutely raced through this irreverently funny, clever and thoughtful book. A whip smart novel with a clever heroine!? ?????
?Better than Sex and the City! I loved it and you will too!? ?????
?Made me laugh more than any book I have ever read!? ?????
?A heartwarming and relatable romance novel that celebrates second chances? ?????
?A fabulous, funny five-star read for me!? ?????
?It felt like I was listening to my best friend telling me tales of her dating experience.? ?????
?Ford has perfectly captured the online dating world ? warts and all!? ?????
?It?s so empowering!? ?????
?The storyline is excellent!? ?????
?Definitely a book to read before you sign up for any dating apps!? ?????