It's samurai vs. aliens!

The samurai didn't stand a chance. First, the aliens invaded Japan. Next, they took all the jobs. And then they confiscated everyone's swords. So what does a hotheaded former samurai like Gintoki "Gin" Sakata do to make ends meet? Take any odd job that comes his way, even if it means losing his dignity.

The Sun Rises Again

Gin's Surefire Dating Tips

1. Chicks with cat ears that you meet

online are always hiding something.

2. Riding with a cute girl on the back of

your scooter is cool (but watch out for

the rocket boost).

3. Never allow partially a blind ninja to

take care of your wounds (even if she

looks hot in a nurse's uniform).

4. When getting involved in a coup

d'etat, remember to bring your

umbrella (what's that got to do with

dating?!)