This Minecraft joke book is Notch humour. You will have so much fun blowing things up, causing fires and other forms of destruction through the jokes in this book.

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To eat you.

Why did the villager fail maths?

He had a mental block.

There once was a snow golem called Hannah.

She wore a bright yellow bandana.

One sunny day,

She melted away,

Because she made her way into a Savanna.

Never a dull moment again with this book in your bag. Amaze, outwit and give your friends belly cramps with this laugh out loud compendium of the best jokes, riddles, limericks, tongue-twisters and so much more.

But remember, never hug a creeper!