Happy Bloody Christmas

''An outrageously funny, festive romp which is as utterly wonderful as it is (Christmas) crackers!'' MIKE GAYLEAnna''s Christmas Eve To Do List:1. Wrap the kids'' presents​2. Peel the potatoes ​3. Get rid of the dead body?!Hungover and exhausted after her family''s annual party, all Anna Johnson wants for Christmas is to finish her to-do list and finally sit down with the world’s biggest glass of wine.But when she stumbles across a dead body in her larder, her plans are well and truly buggered.A mysterious death in her home really is the last thing she needs, but with her judgemental in-laws arriving in less than twenty-four hours, turning her house into a crime scene is not an option. If she’s going to save Christmas, it’s up to Anna to find out what the hell’s gone on. Oh – and figure out what to do with the body before one of the kids finds it.And you thought burning the turkey was the worst that could happen… –––––––––-''A brilliantly written, hilarious whodunnit. Smart and very, very funny.'' IAN MOORE‘So funny, I’m annoyed I didn’t write it!'' GILL SIMS‘The perfect present for the friend who would help you hide a body!'' CHRISSIE MANBY‘Hilarious, festive and relatable. A total Christmas cracker!’ FIONA LEITCH''So good, you should sack off Christmas dinner and read this instead!'' HARPER FORD''A compulsive Christmas cake binge of a read – terrific!'' J.M. HALL''Laugh a minute? More like laugh a second!'' HANNAH HENDY''Hilarious with dollops of fun and a brilliant whodunnit!'' JONATHAN WHITELAW''A five-star triumph!'' ROSIE HANNIGAN''Chock-full of proper jokes!'' ABIGAIL BURDESS