Be the clown no one asked for and liven up your conversations with this hilarious handbook of one-liner jokesSome say good things come in small packages, and this certainly applies when telling jokes! Whether you're the office joker, the dinner-table comedian or the self-designated funny friend, there is plenty of material inside this book to put to use. So, get ready to impress your peers with your rapid-fire one-liners, guaranteed to make people cringe, laugh and cry!Packed with amusing zingers, wisecracks and puns that are so bad they're good, this collection will equip you with the perfect punchline for any occasion. Whether you want to win over friends, find a way to fill the awkward silences or establish yourself as a witty wordsmith, this book has you covered. Inside you will discover knee-slappers such as: - Photographers scare me. I've heard they're paid to shoot people. - I love Christmas, but decorating the top of the tree this year was a real pine!- My girlfriend left me to become an astronaut. She said she needed some space. And more!Open to any page and shower those around you with bucketloads of humour, whether they asked for it or not!