Permit me lovely readers to take you back in time. The first thing that I want you to do is to close your eyes and breathe deeply. Okay, great, now open them again very slowly. Are you ready? Good, then let us begin.

Featuring Lady Eliot!

A brand new detective agency with a terrible mystery to solve!

An awful burglary!

Mungo's heroics!

Lady Eliot falling in love.

A dazzlingly beautiful song about eggs.

The awful, villainous penguin, Count Visbek.

What does not feature:

Sensibleness and learning...